X Ample
It’s a shirt! You wear them all the time.
The only difference is that this one is exclusive. The second you put it on (or nail it to your wall; just don't tell the landlord), you’ll feel the smug, localized joy of being 1 of only 30 people on Earth (besides moi) wearing this exact fabric.
It features my "X" logo because branding is a social construct and mine looks the coolest.
Challenge: I dare you to crop this, rip the sleeves off, or otherwise mutilate it for the aesthetic. Tag me on Insta so I can judge/celebrate your craftsmanship ;)
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: yoXneo Vault
- Email: contact@support.vault.yoxneo.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- The Logistics Look, I’m using Fourthwall. They are my merch-making minions—think Christmas Elves, but they work in July and have better benefits. They want you to be happy. I want you to be happy. It’s a whole thing.
- The "I Messed Up" Policy If the minions mess up the print or send you a shirt with three armholes, let us know. I will personally shake a fist in their general direction until they send you a fresh one.
- The "You Messed Up" Policy Because these are custom-printed the millisecond you hit "Buy," I cannot do "takesey-backsies." If you "accidentally" ordered a Medium when you meant Small, I legally cannot help you.
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Options: Make it a crop top, put it on your dog, or give it to your mom and tell her it’s "vintage oversized."
X Ample Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|