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X Ample

$35.90 NZD

It’s a shirt! You wear them all the time.

The only difference is that this one is exclusive. The second you put it on (or nail it to your wall; just don't tell the landlord), you’ll feel the smug, localized joy of being 1 of only 30 people on Earth (besides moi) wearing this exact fabric.

It features my "X" logo because branding is a social construct and mine looks the coolest.

Challenge: I dare you to crop this, rip the sleeves off, or otherwise mutilate it for the aesthetic. Tag me on Insta so I can judge/celebrate your craftsmanship ;)

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • The Logistics Look, I’m using Fourthwall. They are my merch-making minions—think Christmas Elves, but they work in July and have better benefits. They want you to be happy. I want you to be happy. It’s a whole thing.
  • The "I Messed Up" Policy If the minions mess up the print or send you a shirt with three armholes, let us know. I will personally shake a fist in their general direction until they send you a fresh one.
  • The "You Messed Up" Policy Because these are custom-printed the millisecond you hit "Buy," I cannot do "takesey-backsies." If you "accidentally" ordered a Medium when you meant Small, I legally cannot help you.

  • Options: Make it a crop top, put it on your dog, or give it to your mom and tell her it’s "vintage oversized."

X Ample Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.