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£12.00 per month
X Ample
It’s a shirt! You wear them all the time.
The only difference is that this one is exclusive. The second you put it on (or nail it to your wall; just don't tell the landlord), you’ll feel the smug, localized joy of being 1 of only 30 people on Earth (besides moi) wearing this exact fabric.
It features my "X" logo because branding is a social construct and mine looks the coolest.
Challenge: I dare you to crop this, rip the sleeves off, or otherwise mutilate it for the aesthetic. Tag me on Insta so I can judge/celebrate your craftsmanship ;)
X Ample Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|
About
Welcome to the yoXneo Store. I’m going to be honest: I’m just a person on the internet trying to make cool stuff before the sun explodes. This isn’t a "brand"...it’s a collaborative fever dream between me, you, and my over-caffeinated production minions at Fourthwall.
We don’t do "fast fashion." We do "fast-ish art." Everything here is limited, slightly unhinged, and designed to make your landlord question your security deposit. If you’re looking for a boring corporate polo, you’ve taken a very wrong turn.